Dick Pic

‘Dick Pic’

Sometimes my inbox is a scary place

Sometimes there are pictures – but not of a face

Or kittens or vegetables or castles or palaces…

But raging stonners and laughable phalluses!

A dick pic is not going to win my affection

I don’t care if you can achieve an erection

Everyone’s braver behind a mobile phone

I doubt if you’d be so cocky if we were alone

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22 thoughts on “Dick Pic

  1. flyingthroughwater

    Oh my gosh….this cracked me up. I even took a picture of the poem and texted it to Steve at work to read it. So if you really think about it…I just sent my husband a dick pic. haaaaa!! πŸ™‚

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