‘Dick Pic’
Sometimes my inbox is a scary place
Sometimes there are pictures – but not of a face
Or kittens or vegetables or castles or palaces…
But raging stonners and laughable phalluses!
A dick pic is not going to win my affection
I don’t care if you can achieve an erection
Everyone’s braver behind a mobile phone
I doubt if you’d be so cocky if we were alone
LOL 🙂
Thank you! I do love a wee lol every now and then X
Haha
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Agreed!! Someone needed to say it! Brilliant poem 🙂
Thank you Jillian! I wish I could have made it longer…I may enlarge it (pardon the pun) if I get a chance 😉
Oooh! Could you?? Cheeky 😉
I might attempt it one time – it’s not necessarily a promise 😄
Anna! I love you! Troll bullies are cowards. XXXXX
Thank you Daisy! The feeling is entirely mutual 😙😙😙
Had to share on my FB page xx
Oh wow! Thank you for that also 😊 xxx
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Too true!
Hah! 😀
Very good – that’s something I’ve never had to deal with, and I’m damn grateful for it!
Thank you! I don’t fully understand them, thankfully most apps filter messages these days. You’re lucky X
Oh my gosh….this cracked me up. I even took a picture of the poem and texted it to Steve at work to read it. So if you really think about it…I just sent my husband a dick pic. haaaaa!! 🙂
Brilliant! Thank you also, that did make me giggle X
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Oh wow thank you! I hope you all have a lovely weekend X
Hehehe! 🙂
Thank you Nina! X