Ziggy Bowie – Crooning Bowie
Plastic soul Bowie – Funky Bowie
Music Hall Bowie – Silly Boy Blue Bowie?
Cheeky Bowie – Laughing Gnome Bowie
Dark Bowie – Gay Bowie
Straight Bowie – don’t mind either way Bowie?
Androgynous Bowie – Eye-patch Bowie
Pierrot Bowie – Earthling Bowie
Space Bowie – Is it cold in space Bowie…would you like to borrow my jumper Bowie?
Cockney Bowie – Swiss Bowie
New York Bowie – Berlin Bowie
Eno Bowie – Iggy Bowie?
Goblin King Bowie – Vampire Bowie
Elephant Man Bowie – Snowman Bowie
P.O.W. Bowie – Shark Bowie? (Has anyone seen ‘Yellowbeard’?)
Bleached Blonde Bowie – Live Aid Bowie
Dancing in the Street with Mick Jagger Bowie
Tonight Bowie – Glass Spider Bowie
Tin Machine Bowie?
Bo-wie Bowie – Halloween Bowie
Arty Bowie – Little Drummer Boy Bowie
Or should I say Bing Crosby Bowie
Under Pressure Bowie?
Burroughs Bowie – Baal Bowie
Buddha Bowie – Jungle Bowie
Heathen Bowie – Lazarus Bowie
Unwashed and Somewhat Slightly Dazed Bowie?
I like all the Bowies – and always will Bowie
With little or no exception Bowie
It’s all good Bowie – Goodnight Bowie!
