Online comments can be very strange and I do get my fair share. Some really nice ones and downright evil ones! I wrote a poem inspired by one that was left on a picture on Facebook last night which simply said “Sexy as a toaster”. Now what on earth does that mean? I couldn’t decide if it was derogatory or not but I had a good old chuckle at it and before I knew it…
‘Sexy as a Toaster’
I’ve known some hot kitchen goods in my time
I once had an oven that blew my mind
And a frying pan that never quit
When I cracked a sexy egg in it
And don’t get me started on my fridge
What a sassy big bugger it is!
Teasingly cold and playfully solid
I’m sad when he’s empty – I feel plain horrid
My washing machine also rocks
It has me in a spin plus it gives me clean socks
I’ve never had a dishwasher – that’s like whoring out my plates
I caress each one individually in spite of the jealousy that creates
The kettle also does it for me every time without fail
Its steam is as mysterious as a bridal veil
But on the microwave I’m not so keen
I’ve never known a smugger machine!
In my mind there is no doubt who will reign supreme
The toaster is probably my wettest dream
Hotter than Racquel Welch or indeed the sun
I know exactly where I’m parking my bun(s)
Come bask in the warmth of its bready glow
Melts me like butter I’d like you to know
‘Am I as sexy as a toaster?’ I coyly request
I suppose I’ll never know but I could hazard a guess
Melts me like butter….Ha! Love this so much. I’d take it as a compliment…cause why the hell not? Sharing this in this weeks Post of Note later today. ❤
Oh wow thank you very much! Looking forward to reading it aloud in front of people. I do hope you’ve been having a swell week X
Hilarious!!! We are all just trying to be toaster sexy
Thank you! You’re very kind indeed xxx
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I could almost need a cold shower after that, though I’m almost afraid to use any household utensil now lest my intentions be misconstrued. 😉 xxx
Thank you Eleanor! I’m pleased to get a positive reaction from this as it came out of nowhere and required very little effort 😄😘😙
It was delightful. 🙂 Hope you perform it. x
Me too! I’ve been practicing 😉😘
Oh my goodness, that gave me a chuckle. 🤣
Thank you! That in turn made me smile 😉😘
Oooh, Anna… if only a toaster were as sexy as you already are. *wink*
Thank you Allison you’re an absolute sweetheart xxx
My goodness, wasn’t this a perfect way to process that remark 😁 glad Nikki shared your post, good ol’ laugh it was!
Thank you! You’re very kind to say so. I do hope you’re having a lovely weekend X